Dating at bigfoot
“At first I wanted to run cause he’s very scary, but I thought he might eat all of my marijuana plants and that’s how I used to make a living. “Once I’m pregnant, Bigfoot, or John as I call him, and I are going to settle down and live a quiet domesticated life in my house.
I pointed my shotgun at him and he put up his hands, scared.” “That’s when I looked down and noticed he had a huge erection between his legs. He loves living in the forest, but I’m sick of the long-distance relationship.
But also frequently offered are “classes” on paranormal nonsense like “How to develop your psychic powers,” “Ghost Hunting 101,” and “Tarot Reading”. I can’t decide.) They are taught by adjunct faculty who often do not have a doctorate or even a masters degree.
I tried to sign up for some of these classes, which are inexpensive and offered after normal work hours, but the enrollment failed to meet the minimum numbers. Some do not even have formal university education but are considered local experts in a topic.
But we found this story so damn bizarre we had to share it. BELFAIR, Washington — Nancy Hoggert told Big Foot Tracker that she and the infamous bigfoot have been in a sexual relationship since 2008 and are “trying to start a family.” She claims that Bigfoot lives in Mason County, Washington and that she first encountered the beast while tending to her “marijuana grow.” “Bigfoot was standing there eating all the buds off my plants,” Hoggert said. I have taught him how to say my name, but it’s kind of garbled and he mispronounces it…’Nunnnsay'” Hoggert said they’re trying for a baby, with no luck thus far, but she is confident it will happen even though she is 52.
“Government scientists will just take and dissect him or try to turn him into a solider to fight ISIS or something.
You know how the government is.” She did say she will sell pictures and samples of Bigfoot’s fur through a website she plans to set up.
So basically Megan Fox thinks nothing of possibly destroying an entire species of missing link. According to the report Kit Harington and Rose Leslie "were seen staying close at LAX after getting off a flight together on Wednesday," lending credence to the rumors that they're dating again after being spotted together in the run-up to their panel at Comic-Con.
Guys, I am mad at everybody and especially my apparently useless Twitter feed for not alerting me to this romance, but it's fine.